Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Christmas rap
Christmas rap
People singing christmas carols about me
So I say ho ho ho thank ye
I go around the world in one night yea
Some kids look at me and get a fright yea
Don't be so scared it's just my fluffy white beard
My reindeer rudolph has a really red nose
He likes singing me a lot of christmas songs
Mrs claus says “hey hey what's your name”
My name is jeff!!! None of that stuff bro
It's just a no no
That's the end of my show
I have to go back to the north pole
OOOOOOOOOH
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Friday, September 22, 2017
10 jokes for the boys
1 Knock knock “who's there” boo “boowho” don't cry it's just a joke.
2 Mary's mum has three children june july and who was the third child it is mary
3 the lettuce was ahead so the tomato had to ketchup
4 What's your name ….. what colour is the sky blue what's the opposite of down up you blue up
5 what do whales eat for dinner … fish and ships
6 why did tiger go down the toilet …. To find winnie the pooh
7 why did the hedgehog cross the road to see its flat mate.
8 Knock knock “who’s there” ach “ach who” excuse you
9 who is the grossest fairy in town stinkerbell
10 if a rooster laid an egg on top of a pyramid which way would it roll. Roosters don't lay eggs
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