Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Christmas rap

      Christmas rap

People singing christmas carols about me
So I say ho ho ho  thank ye
I go around the world in one night yea
Some kids look at me and get a fright yea
Don't be so scared it's just my fluffy white beard
My reindeer rudolph has a really red nose
He likes singing me a lot of  christmas songs
Mrs claus says “hey hey what's your name”
My name is jeff!!! None of that stuff bro
It's just a no no
That's the end of my show
I have to go back to the north pole

Friday, September 22, 2017

10 jokes for the boys

1 Knock knock “who's there” boo “boowho” don't cry it's just a joke.

2 Mary's mum has three children june july and who was the third child it is mary

3 the lettuce was ahead so the tomato had to ketchup      

4 What's your name …..  what colour is the sky blue what's the opposite of down up you blue up

5 what do whales eat for dinner … fish and ships

6 why did tiger go down the toilet …. To find winnie the pooh

7 why did the hedgehog cross the road to see its flat mate.

8 Knock knock “who’s there” ach “ach who” excuse you

9 who is the grossest fairy in town stinkerbell

10 if a rooster laid an egg on top of a pyramid which way would it roll. Roosters don't lay eggs              

Home work the Discombobulated town.

Home work, Rowan.