1 Knock knock “who's there” boo “boowho” don't cry it's just a joke.
2 Mary's mum has three children june july and who was the third child it is mary
3 the lettuce was ahead so the tomato had to ketchup
4 What's your name ….. what colour is the sky blue what's the opposite of down up you blue up
5 what do whales eat for dinner … fish and ships
6 why did tiger go down the toilet …. To find winnie the pooh
7 why did the hedgehog cross the road to see its flat mate.
8 Knock knock “who’s there” ach “ach who” excuse you
9 who is the grossest fairy in town stinkerbell
10 if a rooster laid an egg on top of a pyramid which way would it roll. Roosters don't lay eggs
I like how you put good thinking into your jokes maybe next time can you put your name
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